Monday, February 06, 2006
It is in the year 2016 when we are all 23 years old.
Sheryl Chen has organised another meeting, this time in a posh resturant to celebrate Huang Lao Shi's Birthday.
A crowd of insane people filled up the resturant slowly. Sheryl sat on her chair, sipping red bull.A certain Glenys Yin tapped her on the shoulder and exclaimed,"Long time no see!" Sheryl smiled and replied,"Yes, it has been a long time." "So what are you working as?" Glenys quiped. " Part time assassin and part time psychologist."Sheryl replied," What about you?"
"Oh I work as a janitor in NUS!Alot of shuai ge there you know!"
Suddenly, in waltz a beautiful,skinny 6 foot tall woman.
"Hi Sheryl, you havent changed at all." She said in a syrupy voice.
"OMG arent you Cindy Krisnadi the fatso?" Sheryl gasped."You are so skinny now!"
"Thank you. You see I started introducting tapewormsto my system, by swollowing them alive.The tapeworms eat up the food in my stomach and slowly, I became thin. It works right?" She made a 360 degree turn.
"Yeah.." Sheryl reached for a barf bag.
Abi became a mathematitian, Amanda became pricipal of some school,Carmen works as the singing contractor of Vitamin c, which severly needs vitamins because she is like, 50 years old now.Agnes became a helper who helps out in old folks home, cheering everybody up with her positive attitude.Charis became a full time genius, along with Nicole Mak and Viona Ho.Charlene became a singer, Chloe as a flower seller. Clara as mandopop singer. Dika-swimmer,duh. Serena as dancer,hip-hop, mind you. Gladys as GB OFFICER. Sandra as basketballer.Jaq as a bar top dancer. Kath sells leaves, so chloe and her work hand in hand ya see. Zerlind as a human rubberband. Leanne and Heather are in the neoprint business. Mohini as i-dunno-what. Hui jun as a rapper(private joke between glenno and i), delia as a bww maker(best woman wins). Noelle as Hilary Duff maniac. Vel as an olimpic runner,pau as a toiletbowl cleaner in RGPS. Sara as the vain pot who acts as the vainpot in HP movies. YUkie as a jap cook, Evangeline evangelieses. Qiwen and vanessa work as i dunno what, weilin as ktv singer and jeanine a teddy bear designer.
Finally, the guest of honor arrived.
Huang Lao Shi.
She was wearing this brown blouse and brown pants, her usual casual otfit.
But now her hair was silvery-white, and she wore dentures. She whipped out her PDA and wrote a message telling her son that she had arrived in one piece. Cindy screamed and ran away, as she STILL has a phobia of the internet.
Ms Chan walking in with her husband, and we promptly sent him out. They want this to be an all girls affair ok?
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They had a 10 course dinner,and Sheryl was busy ignoring Cindy Krisnadi who was swollowing tapeworms.
Of course,the bill was not made, as Sheryl the assassin cum psychologist killed the waitresses and chief. I think she is the one who should be counciled.
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*Note:The above was fabicted my muah.
Bambam!
Sheryl
2:31 AM